Did you know that George Clooney loves me? It is true. I took a test and it said that i am his soul mate. Isn't that great! I was like "WOW!" because he is my man! Yup. I like ice cream! I always get it in my hair and then i am like "auugh! i have ice cream in my hair!" but then i cut my hair so that rarely happens anymore. Which is a good thing. My car is named Zoe. It is stupid. I like to listen to this song called Yellow. It is pretty cool. I painted my nails yellow today. They look kinda cruddy, but that is ok. I can do it again. My best friend bought me this really cool blue shirt. For no reason. Just because she loves me. Isn't that sweet? She is great. I like soccer and surfing. I think they are so cool. I like to read Shakespeare. I can quote him. Do you want me to recite one scene from a play? Hmm?

do not read this. there is nothing here to read. You are getting sleepy. You are going to give Gurl all your money......

I am going on a picnic with my best friends and some other people. I am going to make my famous brownies which are super good and yummy and tastey and stuff. The other day my friends were playing chess and i was bored because there were only 3 of us and 2 of them were playing chess and i was just sitting there drinking my coffee. I was just drinking it with nothing else to do. So i started naming the pieces. They all have boy names except the queen which is named after me. But all of the pawns are named Thomas. And the rooks are named Carl and Frank and the king is named george (clooney) and the horsie man is named Edwin. His twin brother is Moses. They all have wonderful names and i did something important. They really needed names. Don't you think?